Do you need a new toothbrush? Let me explain….

Well you see if you do you could have picked one up from The Hopsack FOR FREE. Free, that is, to all our dedicated readers who diligently signed up to receive our newsletter with website updates in their inbox. Makes browsing hassle-free, doesn’t oblige you to buy stuff from us (but we won’t stop you if really want to) and you get great special offers that nobody else hears about, like free Ultralife Detox boxes, free Olive Leaf complex and many many more. There’s always terms and conditions aren’t there? Right well, how about this..

***SMALLPRINT: only humans are elligible to sign up, on signing up you must spin whatever chair you’re on at least 360 degrees to show how happy you are you’ve made the right decision (or if it won’t spin you may lean the chair back on two legs till you’re just out of you’re comfort zone), all subscribers must think about wearing a fez at least three times a week though there is no obligation to wear said fez (a trilby will do), you must wait with impatience on each fortnightly mail even coming down in your pyjamas to check your inbox in the dead of night.

****None of the above clauses are legally binding, but this is – please let us know what content you’d like to see more or less of on our site and in our newsletters – it keeps us on the straight and narrow. Oh yeah, and well done for reading this much smallprint, you’re obviously in the legal profession or you have too much time for this drivel 🙂